If you don't love watermelon (I don't care for it much) but admire its health benefits, then this article is for you.

Along with the lovely, lovely symptoms of night sweats, weight gain, brain fog, mood swings, there is the acne. Doesn't matter if you haven't had a break out since your teen years. Pimples will take up residency on your face for so long it might as well pay rent.

Ah, the good ole' days; I miss them. Now, I'm not feeling nostalgic for the way things were in a time sense, as I'm looking forward to...